Consistently inconsistent: Chuck Norris and Harry Potter. →
When Chuck Norris looks at the Basilisk, the Basilisk dies.
Dementors don’t effect Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn’t have any bad memories.
Chuck Norris is his own Patronus.
Chuck Norris can use any memory for a happy memory.
Chuck Norris knows what a Boggart looks like.
When Chuck Norris…
