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Dear lord…this is damn right brilliant.
MY SISTER TOOK HER DAUGHTER FOR A WALK AND THEY BARELY WALKED A BLOCK AND SHE JUST GAVE UP AND LAY DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK AND WENT TO SLEEP I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M SO PROUD TO BE RELATED TO THIS CHILD
I’m in a committed long term open polyamorous relationship with a wonderful and amazing pansexual woman. While taken, I’m available to play and I am always interested in meeting new people. It keeps life interesting.”
— You know how in headache commercials people do that thing where they close their eyes and put their thumb and index finger over their eyes and/or temples as if to say this is where there is pain I can’t take it any longer someone please put me out of my misery? Such is my reaction everytime I see shit like this on OkCupid. If I never see a sentence like that first one again it will still be too soon. (via kiamatthews)
Every spider needs to go burn in hell
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