Dear lord…this is damn right brilliant.
I’m in a committed long term open polyamorous relationship with a wonderful and amazing pansexual woman. While taken, I’m available to play and I am always interested in meeting new people. It keeps life interesting.”
— You know how in headache commercials people do that thing where they close their eyes and put their thumb and index finger over their eyes and/or temples as if to say this is where there is pain I can’t take it any longer someone please put me out of my misery? Such is my reaction everytime I see shit like this on OkCupid. If I never see a sentence like that first one again it will still be too soon. (via kiamatthews)