Hi Kurt. [x]
The copy we’ve always wanted. And the thing is, it’ll be more influential than the typical drivel on the side of a bottle.
Anonymous said: i unfollowed you because of all your 4th of july posts. americans are gross and shameless.
What’s the matter? Was our party so loud last night that you couldn’t sleep?
Hahaha oh my god.
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*
I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins
(Source: wartortles, via the-horseman-of-conquest)