January 2010
56 posts
Online Dating Dealbreaker: You wear Transition...
kiamatthews:
(Now, I understand that my fatness is the ultimate dealbreaker but let us pretend, for a minute, that my charm, wit and collection of high-end consumer electronics allows me to have my own dealbreakers.)
Quite possibly the worst invention in the realm of vision correction and eyewear. They never quite transition properly do they? Is the sun ever so bright that you need to risk...
December 2009
87 posts
"Bring on 2010! ... F-You, 2009! ... 2009: FAIL!" ...
complicatedshoes:
I’ve gone back and read all your blogs from this time last year. You said the same thing about 2008… and probably 2007 too. You’re all idiots.
January 1 is an arbitrarily chosen date upon which we adjust the year ahead by one. New Years is a stupid holiday if you think about it. All we’re really celebrating is a date on a calendar that was chosen arbitrarilly. The Gregorian...
The Great Experiment of 2009
tripplethreat:
I have a friend, lets call him Alex. I chose the name Alex because actually that is his real name. He suffers from a rare disorder that only a few in the world are believed to have. Actually he’s the only one documented to have this problem. Well, I don’t know if that’s true either. I don’t know if anyone else secretly suffers with this problem or not.
I digress, symptoms of...
The Impact
tripplethreat:
I did the Jersey Shore name generator and apparently my nickname is the The Impact. Let it be known.
“Isn’t better ever to just die?”
– Conan O’Brien, to Bear Grylls (via goldenfiddle)
“There is something weird about his face. He looks like a lizard.”
– My mom (about Robert Pattinson being the number one young bachelor…) (via littlefoot)
