Funny-Ass Stuff
A compilation, as seen on Tumblr.
My hand is on my collar: So hot right now.
Bolivian police sketch of a wanted criminal. Dramatic zoom-in included.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 takes on Twilight.
“I wanted to kill you…[for going 45 in a passing zone!]”
GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG
I ask all of you
Until you say “I do”
No front huggin’ or PDA
or EG time is through…
So if you end up here
Go ahead and scream it:
When I give a hug
I leave room for the Holy SpiritApparently “front hugging” is for harlots and sinners.
It’s satire, yo.
“ Have you ever noticed that you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it’s because all the coats are on the bed.
(via bunkercomplex)
Lol
(via phuuuuu)
